An actual excerpt from our 14 1/2 hour odyssey today:
Claire: Honey, I have to go the bathroom. Can we turn off at this rest stop?
German: No problem.
The car exits to the rest stop. Both passengers are confronted with a big blue and white sign which provides the following information:
CARS <= TRUCKS =>
German: Which way do I go?
German: Really? (while turning to the Right)
Claire: NO! Right! (while wildly pointing to the Left)
The car drives past the bathrooms and back toward the highway.
German: Good lord woman! Don't you know your right from your left??
Claire sits thinking and then turns to the German with an arched eyebrow.
Claire: Hey! You saw that sign, too! I may not know my right from my left but you can't read!
(150 miles later. Claire is driving. She changes lanes with a jerk. The German grabs the arm rest.)
German: Could you please watch what you are doing!
Claire: It wasn't me. It was the wind.