When you and your spouse are cutting back on caffeine for health reasons, do not decide to drink a cup of coffee on Sunday night at 7:30pm.
You will wind-up lying awake all night long, and periodically wake-up your spouse by asking, "Honey, are you asleep? I cannot sleep."
You will almost break your alarm clock when it goes off at 7:30am and cry, "Dear God, just five more minutes!" You will then remember that you have to leave for your aerobics class in one hour, at which point you begin to debate with yourself: sleep vs. Aerobics. Only after remembering that glimpse of thigh you caught in the mirror yesterday while trying on your black suit to see if it fits, will you drag your sorry butt out of bed. Your spouse, who you kept up all night, will have no sympathy.
In your rush to get out the door and actually make it to your aerobics class, you will put on this t-shirt:
Then you will not notice as you put on this hoodie:
When you get to the gym you will be horrified and embarrassed about wearing a Notre Dame t-shirt with a Michigan hoodie, which is some circles is considered a sin that WILL SEND YOU STRAIGHT TO HELL. You will refuse to take off your hoodie during your workout because you are afraid that someone will realize your offense. Only after sweating profusely will you realize that NOBODY IN GERMANY KNOWS WHAT THE HELL THE BIG 10 IS, and you will begin to relax.
However, you will then return home sweaty and exhausted from so much self-created drama before 10:00am on a Monday morning and curse the coffee you drank Sunday night.
Thank you for your attention. Have a nice day.