Dear Owner of the black Mercedes licence plate number &&& **-***,
I know who you are and I saw what you did. Actually, I did not but the women who work in my building did. I know that Smarty is small, and perhaps you may have not see her, but scratching my car while pulling out of your parking space and then leaving without even putting a note on my windshield is NOT OK.
Just because your car is bigger and more expensive does not give you special rights. I do a very good job parking. Because my car is so small, I fit well in the space and leave plenty of room for people on each side. When you pull into a space, perhaps you should do the same.
The damage was only a scratch; something in the paint that the German can buff out, but this is about principles. However, you are very lucky that my laziness is a bit stronger than my principles. I just don't want the hassle of tracking you down and reporting you to the police in order to collect 200 Euro. But do know, I could track you down if I wanted.
I am letting you off with a warning. But watch yourself. Some people need their cars for work. I drive 2500 Kilometers a month. Without my car I could not work. Next time I will not be so nice.